Born in the Midwest and raised on questionable choices, Soothsayer Hot Sauce and Royal Dog are like two mutts from the same litter. After years of late night planning, half-baked analysis, and hasty engineering we Chicago dawgs are thrilled to bring you....a pickle-flavored hot sauce. Get it? It's like the one song. Genius. We included sport pepper, poppy seed, and celery salt to amp up the DOG factor. It won't cure your bitter mind, but it'll definitely cure your boring meal. 

Dill Pickle & Sport Pepper - 1.5/5

Ingredients: distilled white vinegar, dill pickles, jalapeno pepper, water, garlic, sport peppers, apple cider vinegar, celery salt, fresh dill, poppy seed