“IT’S TIME TO OPEN UP THIS PIT. SIDE TO SIDE, FRONT TO BACK. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO! Oh wait, this is a Taco Bell? Yeah sorry about that I definitely have 35 cents if you just want to give me a 5 back. No extra sauce, I have that good shit at home. Wait, maybe one of those avocado packets if you still have some…that shit slaps. Wait wait, it’s extra? Nah, I have Soothsayer waiting at the crib.”

Want to avoid awkward interactions like this? Or just want to show everyone that you’ve come out of mosh retirement since COVID but still are a comfy boi? Well this sassy lil 3 pocket (yes it has a back pocket) number will have you ready for the next Daoboys pit or your next embarassingly large Taco Bell order just the same.

Printed by the one and only Exploding House printing, designed by the one and only LOWTRON, and printed on the one and only Independent Trading Co. Size guide can be found here.