Da Chicago Pope Box Set





Da Chicago Pope Box Set
Limited to 50 sets, celebrating the first ever Pope to see a White Sox World Series game/all around decent human being (never thought I’d say that about the head of the Catholic Church), Pope Leo!
$5 from each box sold will be donated to the Illinois Coalition for Immigrant and Refugee Rights.
One bottle each of:
Da Body - The Official Hot Sauce of Pizza
Da Blood - Malort, Grapefruit, & Ghost Pepper
Da Holy Ghost - Fire & Brimstone Ghost Pepper Blend
Da Blood (Malort Face 3/5)
They say that on da seventh day Da Lord rested because he was so tired from creating Wrigley Field and da Sears Tower and Italian Beefs and whatnot. But those in da clergy know the real story: da big man had to take a breather after ending da sixth day with a bottle or two of his favorite holy water. In case you can't make it to your local dive for communion, Da Blood will get ya by until next week...just say some hail mary's to be safe.
Da Body (Summit Sauce 3/5)
Those tasteless wafers might have worked in da dark ages, before ya could ship yourselves a Lou's deep dish anywhere in da world, but it's time for Da Pope to add a little sauce and cheese to da eucharist. If Da Lord truly loves us, then Da Body would remind us of watchin' St. Sammy Sosa sock dingers onto Waveland Ave with a slice of sausage from Dags in one hand and an ice cold Old Style in the other. Amen.
Da Holy Ghost (Everything I Eat Tastes Like Burning 4/5)
Toss a little big of Da Holy Ghost on your beef with sweet peppers and you won't even be pissed that the jagoffs at Portillos forgot to put da giard on da beef, even though you paid da extra $1.50 for em. Hotter than da Kennedy in Lollapalooza traffic, da three pepper blend will dip ya into da river styx and then sail ya away to heaven...like da chorus of angels that is da band Styx.
To see further ingredients details on each bottle, please see the listings for the sauces used for this exclusive set! Big thank you to @dogcitydrifter for these heavenly designs.
